He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
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See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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