Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
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New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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