I used to practice getting hit by cars.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Randomize
