Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
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