i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He kissed a someone with a penis
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I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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