so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
