Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
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Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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