You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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