Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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