Have you finally orgasmed yet?
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I believe in your delicious
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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