Christians are straight up FREAKS
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Randomize
