i don't like sucking hair
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
we should paint friendship bongs
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