Your mouth is God's brothel.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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