Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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