How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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