SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
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This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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