Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
A+ Viking dick
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
