She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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