I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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