Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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