I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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