i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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