id be glad to
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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