chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
