Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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