its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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