I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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