I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
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My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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