I wannas sexs uuuuu
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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