I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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