I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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