shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
there was a trapeze. enough said
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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