That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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video games are the ultimate cock blocker
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
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I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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