The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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