Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
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I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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