My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize