i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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