windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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