Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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