i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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