Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Since when is my clitoris pierced?