Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.