His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
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I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants