i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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