I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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