its not stalking. its research.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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