He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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