It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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