Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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