I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
organizing the empties. That sober.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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