Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
im six kinds of drunk right now
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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