So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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