this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
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Found the puke drawer
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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