Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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