it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
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Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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