I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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