i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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