Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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