please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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